Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5

Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5

Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke mp3: amiestreet.com Lyrics: Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it... MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the ...

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Dr. Brian McDonough - Cigarette Smoking & Exercise

THERE HAVE BEEN NUMEROUS STUDIES THAT HAVE LOOKED AT THE HEALTH RISKS OF CIGARETTE SMOKING. IN FACT THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY STUDIES LOOKING AT THE RISKS THAT JUST ABOUT EVERYONE WHO SMOKES UNDERSTANDS THAT THEY ARE ARE PUTTING THEMSELVES AT RISK FOR PROBLEMS LIKE EMPHYSEMA, LUNG CANCER AND EVEN HEART DISEASE. "ASK ANY CARDIOLOGIST WHAT HE OR SHE CONSIDERS THE GREATEST RISK FACTOR FOR HEART DISEASE AND HE OR SHE WILL SAY SMOKING CIGARETTES. IT IS QUITE SIMPLE. CIGARETTE SMOKING CAN HELP LEAD TO CLOGGED BLOOD VESSELS AND WHEN THESE CLOGGED BLOOD VESSELS SUPPLY THE HEART IT CAN LEAD TO A HEART ATTACK. " THESE PEOPLE ARE GETTING SOME EXERCISE...A GREAT IDEA IF YOU WANT TO REDUCE YOUR CHANCES OF HEART DISEASE. WE DIDN'T ASK THEM IF THEY SMOKE CIGARETTES. PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO BE BOTHERED WHEN THEY EXERCISE AND THEY CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHETHER THEY SMOKE. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COMBINATION OF EXERCISE AND CIGARETTES....ARE SMOKERS PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE WHEN THEY START THAT JOG? IT IS ALL A MATTER OF TIMING. IF YOU HAVE BEEN A SMOKER FOR YEARS AND WANT TO START AN EXERCISE PROGRAM YOU CAN DO IT, BUT UNDERSTAND YOU NEED A CAREFUL WORKUP WITH AN EKG AND PROBABLY A STRESS TEST.IF YOU ARE CLEARED IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO START SLOWLY AND KICK THE HABIT. IF YOU ARE YOUNG AND ONLY STRTED SMOKING RELATIVELY RECENTLY YOU'VE GOT TIME...BUT THE KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL PROGRAM IS CUTTING BACK ON CIGARETTES." THOSE WORKOUTS WILL MAKE UP FOR SMOKING THEY CAN'T OUTRUN THE DAMAGE CAUSED ...

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